Friday, December 25, 2020

NBA on Christmas Day - 2020

Merry Christmas to one and all! I didn’t watch any of today’s games in their entirety. That’d be too much TV, and none of them were close anyway. With that said, there were plenty of things to take away from today:

Pelicans-Heat


  • I had an epiphany about Brandon Ingram. His destiny is to become a giant, boring version of Jamal Crawford. He’s so smooth.

  • Jimmy Butler was already hurt by the time I tuned in, but the Heat’s offense didn’t miss a beat. It’s a beautiful thing to watch. Players fit their roles, work in concert, and are always moving. 

  • In my 33rd orbit, I’ve definitely become something of a hoops curmudgeon. I was appalled by the flagrant foul call on Eric Bledsoe, and even more infuriated by the need to go to replay for it. It’s basketball, it’s a contact sport. Refs are human, their mistakes are a part of the game. As the NFL has proven time and time again, replay will not put an end to bad calls.

  • Play of the game: Avery Bradley, Tacoma’s finest, boxing out Steven Adams.


Warriors-Bucks


  • This game was practically unwatchable. The only thing that saved it was James Wiseman. He’s gonna be great. The stroke is real, and he’s huge and fast. The threat of him rolling opened things up for the Warriors. He’s a mess on defense, but that’s expected.

  • The Warriors obviously need Draymond, but even with him, this team is going to have a lot of work to do. It’ll be a true test for Curry, Draymond, and Kerr. We all know who Klay is - his absence makes that clearer every day.

  • The Bucks look good, obviously. Jrue is a wonderful fit. Middleton is an elite scorer. For some reason, I love Bryn Forbes on this team. The real drama is Giannis shooting free throws. He lost the first game of the year at the line, and he looked awful today. He has no confidence. He’s bouncing the ball six times before taking a long, frozen look at the rim. A free throw routine should be short, fluid, and minimize the mind’s intrusion on the physical process. Somebody get this man a copy of Free Throw by Dr. Tom Amberry, quick!

  • Play of the game: Steph hitting a bomb at the buzzer before half. He’s still got it.


Nets-Celtics


  • Oh my. The Nets look filthy. Kevin Durant is unstoppable. All you can do is laugh about that kind of slick dominance. Kyrie looks free and easy, and is unstoppable in his own way. The rest of the team are fitting in nicely. Everyone gets minutes when you’re blowing people out. How do they react when things get tough at some point? So far so good for Steve Nash. 

  • Boston looks fine considering they’re missing Kemba, but if they’re going to get over the hump they need to either start playing way prettier, or start playing way uglier. Either way, I don’t think Payton Pritchard is the answer.

  • After today, it’s clear what we need: Nets versus Lakers in the Finals. Durant may very well be the best player in the world. What better way to prove it than by going head to head with LeBron? The stakes for both are higher than ever. LeBron has momentum in his quest to be the greatest of all time, and Durant is no longer front-running with the Warriors. This is his time to shine.

  • Play of the game: Kyrie Irving calling for Joe Harris to screen for him so rookie Aaron Nesmith would switch onto him, then welcoming Nesmith to the league with a cold-blooded 25-footer right in his eye.


Mavericks-Lakers


  • I don’t have much to say about this one. Luka may be the next big thing, but it’s a long road to a title for him. Maybe the Mavs make it to the second round this year. Whatever happens, I hope Luka keeps playing with the sense of fun and creativity that’s gotten him this far.

  • The Lakers continue to look great. They can play freely knowing they’ve already got a title, and LeBron is at his best playing carefree team basketball. He’s also rehabbing injuries by drinking wine, and he also plays with Anthony Davis. All good things!

  • My prediction: Talen Horton-Tucker challenges Dennis Schröder for minutes, and in the inevitable confrontation that ensues, calls Schröder a jabroni. 

  • Play of the game: LeBron airballing a free throw and blaming it on all the wine he’s been drinking.


Clippers-Nuggets


  • Ugh. An ugly way to end an ugly game, with Kawhi taking an elbow to the face from Ibaka. Head injuries are no joke. Let’s hope he’s alright and the Clippers can continue their efforts to right the ship after last year’s embarrassing end. Stating the obvious, they look just fine under Ty Lue and they’re a contender.

  • The Nuggets seem to be searching for a post-Plumlee identity. Will The Thrill is back, Micheal Porter Jr. needs more touches, and they need to find someone who isn’t Paul Millsap or Gary Harris who can play some defense. Even in a losing effort, Jokic, as always, is a delight to watch.

  • J'aime bien the subplot of Nicolas Batum leaving the Hornets and immediately thriving, just like fellow Frenchman Boris Diaw before him. C'est quoi le problème, Charlotte? 

  • Play of the game: Jokic faking out Batum so badly he ended up beyond the three-point line while Millsap strolled in for a dunk.

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Southwest Division Haiku Preview

Dallas Mavericks: Team of endless wings, it’s a Luka vehicle. How far can he go?

Houston Rockets: James Harden steps back. Who would expect otherwise, from such a ball hog?


Memphis Grizzlies: Wins and losses, stats. These are meaningless trifles, next to Ja Morant.


New Orleans Pelicans: Will Zion amaze, or will we be left wanting? His fate: the league’s fate.


San Antonio Spurs: Bring back the beauty. We know you can do it, Pop. Have a little fun!

Monday, December 21, 2020

Pacific Division Haiku Preview

Golden State Warriors: Length, speed, and defense. Can they channel We Believe? San Fran’s not Oakland.


LA Clippers: Can Lue find their heart? What would be more Clipperish, than Kawhi leaving?


Los Angeles Lakers: The champs are the faves, dominance personified. James, Davis, good luck.


Phoenix Suns: Chris Paul joins a team. They play hard, make the playoffs. They lose like always.


Sacramento Kings: Whiteside and Parker, on the Sacramento Kings. A sad, perfect fit. 

Northwest Division Haiku Preview

Denver Nuggets: Jokic and Murray. The best two-man game around. The West is too good.

Minnesota Timberwolves: Golden State says, “Thanks!” For next year’s lottery pick, and for James Wiseman.


Oklahoma City Thunder: Oh, Pokusevski! Why did I ever doubt you? Grow, young legend, grow!


Portland Trail Blazers: A beautiful team. Loss is inevitable. Enjoy the struggle.


Utah Jazz: Mitchell is rising. Gobert gives them a blueprint. A boring struggle.

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Southeast Division Haiku Preview

Atlanta Hawks: Bogdan making threes. Rondo playing Connect Four. Who are their best five?

Charlotte Hornets: When the owner’s bad, it’s very hard to be good. This team has no hope.


Miami Heat: They will be tired. But they have Big Face Coffee. Can they keep grinding?


Orlando Magic: Nothing changes here. A struggle for the eighth seed. Nothing changes here.


Washington Wizards: I sense a fun mix. Westbrook has something to prove. Beal smooths it all out.

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Central Division Haiku Preview

Chicago Bulls: Billy Donovan, you’ve got some good young players. Can you help them win?

Cleveland Cavaliers: Cleveland sans LeBron. C’est un vrai feu de dumpster. On n’a pas d’espoir.


Detroit Pistons: Griffin, Grant, Plumlee. Wright, Rose, Hayes, and McGruder. What is this roster? 


Indiana Pacers: Fire Nate McMillan, everyone’s gripes get louder. The team drifts apart.


Milwaukee Bucks: A heated exchange. Perhaps even a scuffle. White Donte, Herro.

Atlantic Division Haiku Preview

This offseason has been short and busy. I'm not going to try to say everything I think about every move that's been made. Instead, I'm giving you 17 syllables, a haiku that gets to the core of each team. We'll start in the East, and go division by division.

***** ******* *****

Boston Celtics: Gordon Hayward left. Tristan Thompson meets a need. Do they have enough?

Brooklyn Nets: You know what you get - emotionally at least - with Durant, Irving.


New York Knicks: Lots of young players. Little space to play or grow. It’s Knicks basketball.


Philadelphia 76ers: They have shooters now. Can they blend Embiid’s post-ups, and Simmons’ fast breaks?


Toronto Raptors: They will keep scrapping. Can they keep getting better? This is a true team.